A recent trip to McDonald's has somewhat enlightened me. Upon ordering one of the chicken sandwich variants, I was asked if I would like the chicken either "crispy or grilled". this confuses me. 'crispy' is a texture, and 'grilled' is a method of cooking...so can't I have both? Or am I blind to some odd law that regulates the amount of both these two aspects of food a customer can have in their order? I'm here to tell you that i feel I have absolutely nothing better to write a journal about. Thanks for listening. Sleep well, knowing that I've questioned a fast-food chain.